Collection: Our Favourite Rude Cards
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Your Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
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Dry Old Minge Rude Birthday Card
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Fuck Face Rude Birthday Card
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Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card
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Old Enough To Know Better Rude Birthday Card
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Birthday Bellend Rude Birthday Card
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Wonky Tits Rude Birthday Card
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You Little Cunt Rude Birthday Card
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Fanta Pants Rude Birthday Card
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Gay Unicorn Rude Birthday Card
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Little Prick Rude Birthday Card
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Cheeky Anal Rude Birthday Card
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Favourite Parent Rude Birthday Card
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Flappy Fanny Rude Birthday Card
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Headstone Rude Birthday Card
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Minge Licker Rude Birthday Card
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Our Favourite Rude Cards
Unleash your naughty side with our huge collection of rude cards from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. Say goodbye to boring and predictable cards; we're all about shaking things up with our outrageously rude card collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? We hear you loud and clear – it's time to disrupt the norm. Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce (because let's be honest, we all saw that one coming), we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.
We get it – life's expensive and hectic. That's why we offer FREE UK Standard Delivery on all our cards. Plus, if you've got Auntie Sharon's birthday creeping up and you've left it far too late, don't panic! You can upgrade your delivery to First Class at the checkout to ensure it arrives on time. Don't settle for boring – choose Wottahoot for cards that pack a punch!