Rude Cards We Love
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Your Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
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Dry Old Minge Rude Birthday Card
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Fuck Face Rude Birthday Card
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Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card
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Old Enough To Know Better Rude Birthday Card
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Birthday Bellend Rude Birthday Card
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Wonky Tits Rude Birthday Card
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You Little Cunt Rude Birthday Card
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Fanta Pants Rude Birthday Card
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Gay Unicorn Rude Birthday Card
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Little Prick Rude Birthday Card
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Cheeky Anal Rude Birthday Card
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Favourite Parent Rude Birthday Card
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Flappy Fanny Rude Birthday Card
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Headstone Rude Birthday Card
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Minge Licker Rude Birthday Card
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Absolute Thunder Cunt Birthday Card
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Birthday Cunt Face Rude Birthday Card
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Beautiful Legend Rude Birthday Card
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Munter Rude Birthday Card
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Amazing Little Cunt Rude Birthday Card
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Happy Cocking Rude Birthday Card
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Wow You Were Born Rude Birthday Card
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Moody Cunt Rude Birthday Card
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Fanny Flapping Rude Birthday Card
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Rude Divorce Cards
Let's be honest, we all seen this coming and we knew it wouldn't last, our collection of rude cards are a guaranteed way to spice up this brilliant occasion.
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Fucking Cunt Rude Divorce Card
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Fucking Knob Rude Divorce Card
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Thank Fuck for Divorce Rude Divorce Card
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Plenty More Minge Rude Divorce Card
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Plenty More Cock Rude Divorce Card
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Freedom Rude Divorce Card
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Turned out a Bitch Rude Divorce Card
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Turned out a Cunt Rude Divorce Card
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Outrageously Rude Cards
Unleash your naughty side with our huge collection of rude cards from Wottahoot, your go-to destination for funny and downright offensive greeting cards. Say goodbye to boring and predictable cards; we're all about shaking things up with our outrageously rude card collection. Tired of the mushy, lovey-dovey stuff? We hear you loud and clear – it's time to disrupt the norm. Whether it's a card for a birthday, a retirement, or even a divorce (because let's be honest, we all saw that one coming), we've got the perfect rude card for every occasion.
We get it – life's expensive and hectic. That's why we offer FREE UK Standard Delivery on all our cards. Plus, if you've got Auntie Sharon's birthday creeping up and you've left it far too late, don't panic! You can upgrade your delivery to First Class at the checkout to ensure it arrives on time. Don't settle for boring – choose Wottahoot for cards that pack a punch!
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Adding a dash of Sass!
Are you tired of the same old birthday cards with generic messages and cheesy jokes? It's time to shake things up and inject some humour and personality into your celebrations...
Adding a dash of Sass!
Are you tired of the same old birthday cards with generic messages and cheesy jokes? It's time to shake things up and inject some humour and personality into your celebrations...
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Our Top 10 Rude Valentine's Cards
You're fit as fuck, that is an absolute fact. Whether you're in love, lust or just want to get your leg over, we've got the right Rude Valentines Card for you. If...
Our Top 10 Rude Valentine's Cards
You're fit as fuck, that is an absolute fact. Whether you're in love, lust or just want to get your leg over, we've got the right Rude Valentines Card for you. If...
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Our Top 10 Swear Words
It shouldn't come as a surprise when we say we love a good bloody swear word, our Rude Birthday Cards are absolutely full of them. It's a beautiful way of expression...
Our Top 10 Swear Words
It shouldn't come as a surprise when we say we love a good bloody swear word, our Rude Birthday Cards are absolutely full of them. It's a beautiful way of expression...